Wordless Wednesday

Bringing Mommy flowers. She really does love him. Promise. :) She didn't want to sit still.

Not Me My Son! Monday

Not Me My Son! Monday

This week instead of venting about all the things I did NOT do, I thought I'd share some of the things my 4 year old son most certainly did NOT do recently. He keeps me somewhere between laughing hysterically and wanting to pull my hair out. (For those of you who keep up with me on facebook this list is old news.)

My son did NOT try to pee on my mom when she wasn't looking. He's much more civilized than that.

My son did NOT have a emotional meltdown when I mentioned eating an egg he found in my nephew's chicken coop. Poor thing thought there was a baby chicken inside.

My son did NOT try to rake up his sister this week. He was NOT mad that she cried instead of just willingly rolling into the pile of leaves.

My son did NOT pee on the bushes outside of church with a fair sized audience watching. Again, he's more civilized than that.

My son did NOT yell out a friendly Hello to some convicts cleaning up the road in front of our house. Yikes!

My son did NOT kill a bug with my cell phone. Yuck.

My son did NOT pee on the dog. Again, what's with all the inappropriate peeing. Such a boy. :)


Be sure to check out MckMama for lots more Not Me! therapy.

Obsession

Embarrassed.


Ashamed.


Humbled.


Sheepish.


All these words and more describe how I feel about writing this post. You see, I am not the person I once was. For there was a time, in the not-so-distant past, that I mocked Twilight and the many obsessed fans out there. There was a time when my heart didn't swoon or feel faint when the name Edward was mentioned. But, alas, those days are past. Thanks to my friend Angie who loaned me her Twilight books. I have now become that which I mocked. A hopeless, adicted, swooning, sighing, daydreaming Twilight fan.

So, if I were to post a Wordless Wednesday picture.....

sigh