Monday, May 18, 2009

Not Me My Son! Monday

Not Me My Son! Monday

This week instead of venting about all the things I did NOT do, I thought I'd share some of the things my 4 year old son most certainly did NOT do recently. He keeps me somewhere between laughing hysterically and wanting to pull my hair out. (For those of you who keep up with me on facebook this list is old news.)

My son did NOT try to pee on my mom when she wasn't looking. He's much more civilized than that.

My son did NOT have a emotional meltdown when I mentioned eating an egg he found in my nephew's chicken coop. Poor thing thought there was a baby chicken inside.

My son did NOT try to rake up his sister this week. He was NOT mad that she cried instead of just willingly rolling into the pile of leaves.

My son did NOT pee on the bushes outside of church with a fair sized audience watching. Again, he's more civilized than that.

My son did NOT yell out a friendly Hello to some convicts cleaning up the road in front of our house. Yikes!

My son did NOT kill a bug with my cell phone. Yuck.

My son did NOT pee on the dog. Again, what's with all the inappropriate peeing. Such a boy. :)

Be sure to check out MckMama for lots more Not Me! therapy.


Suzanne said...

Boys and pee. Seems to be a thing with them! I had to stop my son when he was 3 from peeing in our backyard! Thanks for sharing and have a good week!

Rachel said...

Oh my gosh - that peeing on the bushes at church is HILARIOUS! You could have had yourself a contender for America's Funniest Home Videos :)

Stephanie said...

I'm just thankful mine aren'y the only ones that act crazy!

Kelly said...

ROFL... boy have I had those days!! Have a good Tues.!

Leah said...

I've had 3 4 year old boys. I've probably experienced all of those Not Me's at one time or another.
Hope you'll come by the Toot Your Horn Tuesday carnival. A fun follow-up to these Not Me Mondays.

McCrakensx4 said...

That is too funny! What a great idea, I never thought of making a list of all the things my boys never did! And what is with all that peeing?! LOL